Sex Assault, Reverse Donald Trump-Style

So you think the exchanges between Donald Trump and Billy Bush were just ‘locker room talk’? That that’s the way a lot of men talk? I’ll bet the ‘locker room talk’ defenders would change their tune if the Trump-Bush exchange had gone down like this:       Donald Trump: You know and I moved on him actually. You know he was down on Palm...
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Lust, Canadian-Style

Near as I can determine, Canadian political correctness and a certain level of concern about protecting women has turned romance into a minefield of legalistic danger.


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Proctologists: The Aliens Walk Among Us

If aliens really do live among us, they probably get health insurance payments for probing our butts now. I wonder if it’s covered under Obamacare?


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Kink Lit & Rape Culture

What if someone, writing under a pseudonym, wrote a kink lit trilogy about a beautiful teenage virgin from a warm and loving home who is raped and taken away by the rapist, with the reluctant permission of her parents, to a place far away where she is forced to be naked at all times, is strung up for a man’s pleasure over his bed, is spanked until she technically should have no ass left, is...
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Nocturnal Commission

Just in time for Halloween, here’s a humourous short story I wrote for my writing group last year about a very horny ghost and his ex-hippie (and still living) lover. (Remember: If you’re going to make it with a ghost, practice safe hex! Always wear a con-doom!!!) NOCTURNAL COMMISSION by Nicole Chardenet I’ll admit, I only banished the randy wraith after the sex stopped being...
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Microsoft SmartBra 1.0: For A Chest Smarter Than You Are!

The perfect Christmas gift for the woman who has everything else – at least if it’s ever released into the wild – is the Microsoft SmartBra 1.0! You’ve probably heard or read about how pretty soon computers will be built into clothing, betcha never thought it would start with ladies’ underwear, didja? Huh? Huh??? Well okay, if you consider how many engineers and...
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