Moon Over Toronto

I walked out to my balcony just a few minutes ago, fresh from my shower. The not-quite-full waning Moon over Toronto displayed the Man’s dark face. The one that people have been staring up at for generations. The one my mother first pointed out many years ago when I was a small child growing up in Orlando, Florida. I stared up at the moon on my own, a few years later, in the middle of the...
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Hamlet For Goldfish

Mobile devices are ruining our F2F (face to face) interaction capabilities, and now they’re threatening to decimate our attention span. What does this mean for content writers?


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Proctologists: The Aliens Walk Among Us

If aliens really do live among us, they probably get health insurance payments for probing our butts now. I wonder if it’s covered under Obamacare?


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Readin’ It Old-School

Was reminded the other day, while flying home from Minneapolis on a business trip, of why I still don’t own a Kindle, which I realize, in the twenty-first century, is tantamount to admitting that my reading habits have not yet left, say, the fifth century. It always seems like a good idea when I’m lugging around a big-ass book in my purse, and I buy purses sturdy enough to handle my...
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Major Tom Goes To Mars

If you’re a Muslim hankering to get the fark out of here – permanently – from Planet Earth for any number of reasons sane or insane, just a friendly little heads-up for you: Joining the Mars One mission will send your soul permanently to hell. And the Muslim hell is waaaay worse than the Christian or Jewish ones. And absolutely no virgins. Thus sez a fatwa committee (they have...
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Microsoft SmartBra 1.0: For A Chest Smarter Than You Are!

The perfect Christmas gift for the woman who has everything else – at least if it’s ever released into the wild – is the Microsoft SmartBra 1.0! You’ve probably heard or read about how pretty soon computers will be built into clothing, betcha never thought it would start with ladies’ underwear, didja? Huh? Huh??? Well okay, if you consider how many engineers and...
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