In Defence Of Funny Muslims & Other Hilarious People

Is there anything funny about Muslims? Can you say anything about them and not have them, you know, burn down the city in violent protest? Apparently so, on both counts, because Canadians laughed through five seasons of the old CBC show Little Mosque on the Prairie, or Funny Muslims as I used to call it, and Canada is still standing. We had no protests or riots, no beheadings or bombings....
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Happy Holidays. Deal With It!

Faux News, you have a very Merry Christmas. I say this because I know where you stand on the whole Christmas greetings thing. For the rest of you, unless it’s quite obvious what religion you are, you are getting my standard non-denominational Happy Holidays, particularly if we’re speaking on the telephone. If you’re wearing a yarmulke or a Star of David, Happy Hannukah. If...
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Fun With Fundementedlists

Hate offensive, anti-religious mockery? Then don’t be a religious asshole.


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How Far Will You Go To Defend LGBTQ Etc.?

Toronto put its great big gay freak on yesterday for its annual Pride Parade, and this year was the centre for World Pride. We’re proud of the fact that Toronto is one of the most alphabet-friendly cities in the entire world. (LBGTQXYZMOUSE and all that). Just yesterday, as I finished reading Monster Loyalty: How Lady Gaga Turns Followers Into Fanatics I wondered why Toronto didn’t...
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Walk This Way, Talk This Way

Good heavens, the haters are in high hysterics. The Quebecois are up in les armes over religious people who wear stuff that mark them as religious people. You know, Muslims and Jews and Hindus. Well, Muslims mostly. The biggest contretemps proposed by the Quebec Charter of Values mandates what government and public employees may and may not wear on the job. The no-no’s are pretty much...
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Major Tom Goes To Mars

If you’re a Muslim hankering to get the fark out of here – permanently – from Planet Earth for any number of reasons sane or insane, just a friendly little heads-up for you: Joining the Mars One mission will send your soul permanently to hell. And the Muslim hell is waaaay worse than the Christian or Jewish ones. And absolutely no virgins. Thus sez a fatwa committee (they have...
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