The Power of Victimhood

Today, everyone’s a victim. Everyone. Like, everyone. Even over-privileged white men are happy to whine about how much it sucks to be them. Y’all don’t know what it’s like, bein’ male middle class & white! There’s a lot of power in being a victim. If love means never having to say you’re sorry, victimhood means never having to be accountable for your own actions or destiny....
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It’s All Your Parents’ Fault

What’s wrong with your life? How screwed up in the head are you? How much of a major fark-up are you? It’s all your parents’ fault. Are you the God of Bad Judgement? The Goddess of Avoidant Men? The Gender-Binary Hoozit of Abysmal Interior Decoration Choices? It’s all your parents’ fault. Wondering how to change, make your life more meaningful, stop binge-eating Elvis’s...
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Women’s-Only Groups: Are They Archaic?

As we move into the most divisive era in modern times I find myself wondering: Aren’t women’s-only groups kinda retro? Even archaic? It’s 2017. Yes, I know who’s in the White House. Forget that for a moment. No wait, don’t. Keep it in the forefront of your mind as you read this. Women are graduating from colleges and universities in greater numbers than men; more women are the main...
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From Booth Babes to LinkedIn Lovelies

Enjoy the view, ladies. This is probably the only time you’ll find me posting a business-inappropriate photo on LinkedIn. You enjoy it too, boys! (I could have selected a photo waaaaay way worse than this one, you know. A photo so hypermasculine it would have made a Marine sergeant blush. But I didn’t. You’re welcome. Or, sorry!) From what I’ve read, men actually objectify...
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Sex Assault, Reverse Donald Trump-Style

So you think the exchanges between Donald Trump and Billy Bush were just ‘locker room talk’? That that’s the way a lot of men talk? I’ll bet the ‘locker room talk’ defenders would change their tune if the Trump-Bush exchange had gone down like this:       Donald Trump: You know and I moved on him actually. You know he was down on Palm...
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